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soup ass

Occurs on hot summer days, when the friction between one's buttocks feels as though it is creating a runny soup.
A particularly bad case of soup ass may be referred to as "soup nuts." In this case, the soup has risen up from the buttocks and is now soaking the testicle region. This may or may not be accompanied by a rash.
"Dude, I've got the soup ass real bad. You got any manpons?"
by userbits March 14, 2007
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car-spoon

Car-spooning occurs when two drivers on opposite sides of traffic recognize each other as fellow douchebags.
The douchebags will then slow to a stop (often in the middle of an intersection) to discuss their douchebaggery in detail.
This interaction is called "car-spooning" because of its resemblance to coitus from behind while lying down.
"I would've made it here sooner, but a couple of douches were car-spooning at the crosswalk."
by userbits March 14, 2007
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verbal rape

Also referred to as the "stop and chat," this expression, while crude, accurately describes the act of stopping someone in the street or workplace for an non-consensual conversation.
These awkward conversations leave the verbal rape victim feeling uncomfortable and violated.
"Why can't I ever walk past the boss without him verbally raping my ass?"
or
"The term 'verbal rape' underrates the trauma that real rape victims go through."
by userbits March 14, 2007
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