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A state of ultimate male bonding achieved only through and ancient ritual. This ritual is sleeping side by side in cots out in the wilderness for four nights. Once the pair gains rite of passage they are considered cotck buddies.
by the cotck August 18, 2009
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by the cotck August 20, 2009
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Get the Bat Cave mug.The usage of the Doomsday Device to complete mundane tasks such as cooking a hamburger, checking your emails, or blowing up Alderan.
Once the milkman and Tabitha created the Doomsday Device they immediately went and started deathstarring some burgers for dinner.
by the cotck August 20, 2009
Get the Deathstarring mug.An old drunkard who wears a jumpsuit in an attempt to appear sporty. Marked primarily by the failed use of out of date slang such as "wack"
Why is that guy dressed like richard simmons? - guy 1
I don't know. He's probably a Jumpsuit Gerry - guy 2
I don't know. He's probably a Jumpsuit Gerry - guy 2
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Get the Jumpsuit Gerry mug.A certain type of moustache worn by people who either are or will be on a list of local sex offenders.
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Get the Molestache mug.A W.H.I.P or whiny hot idiot person is someone who attracts you sexually but repels you everytime they open there mouth. The fact that they have been living in pure idiocy and have no redeeming qualities amazes most.
"SAAAAAAAAAAAAAM where is my cellphoneeee?"- Jessica
"You are talking to me on it right now!"-Sam
"OHHHHHHH YEAHHHH, ITSSS RAINING."- Jessica
"You stupid W.H.I.P"- Sam
"You are talking to me on it right now!"-Sam
"OHHHHHHH YEAHHHH, ITSSS RAINING."- Jessica
"You stupid W.H.I.P"- Sam
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