t pot's definitions

Badger Spotting

Frequenting parks, commons or other public grounds at night for the explicit purpose of picking-up homosexual men in order to have sex with them.

The conservative MP from Dorset was found badger spotting in Clapham Common last week. I guess his wife wasn’t aware of his affinity for nature.

by t pot October 6, 2009

Grilled Cheese Lunch

This is when you go to a hotel with a coworker for sex during the work day. It is called this because, much like a grilled cheese sandwich it is fun, tasty, and kinda sticky, but ultimately unhealthy.

"I had a standing "grilled cheese lunch" with Tiffany in accounts every Friday, until she quit."

by t pot February 11, 2014

daddy likes instagram

When a dad (your or someone else's) makes an awkward comment on a picture shared through social media.

T: Greg's dad commented on Facebook "wish I was there" on the vacation photo of my wife in a bikini.
J: I saw, dude, he went all Daddy likes Instagram on your photo.

by t pot October 21, 2014

loser president

A president who wins the electoral college, but loses the popular vote.

Donald Trump is the biggest loser president.

by t pot December 7, 2016

Secaucus Junction

The act of using a double dildo butt-to-butt

I was at a nasty strip club in Newark and we paid two of the skankiest dancers to do a Secaucus Junction in the private room.

by t pot January 25, 2019

Chattanooga Lawnmower

When you shave your partner's public hair before performing oral sex on them.

Cindy hadn't waxed in weeks, but wanted me to go down on her, so I had to do a Chattanooga lawnmower just to find the clit.

Brad's pubes were so overgrown I had to give him a Chattanooga Lawnmower before I was going to put his dick in my mouth

by t pot January 28, 2019

Penobscot Blueberry

A bruise left during a session of rough sex.

Dude1: We tried out a new riding crop last night and Susan left a big Penobscot blueberry on my ass.

Dude2: Nice. Good times.

by t pot January 31, 2019