skippy's definitions

tube sock

A tube sock refers to the result of pink socking your partner, stapling the pink sock to a table, and then pulling on his/her head, stretching the inverted rectum an unhealthy distance.

Mr. Spock's cock shocked her Virginia stock before doing the tube sock

by Skippy December 13, 2006

peter pan

to peter pan, or peterpanning someone, is when a girl lies on a bed spreading her legs, while the guy runs at her and the jumps up and lands with his penis in her vagina. This has never been performed by any human being alive except for Peter Pan, because he can fly. Caution to all who may try this.

I peter panned your mom last night. It was like flying.

by Skippy April 5, 2005

tinkerbell

Tinkerbell is when a guy hangs from a light fixture and jerks-off all over a girl, much like how tinkerbell spread her pixie dust all over wendy and the boys who went to never never land. This is usually preceded by a peter pan and sometimes followed by a Captain Hook.

I tinkerbelled on your mom more than a Disney movie.

by Skippy April 5, 2005

Skippy

Only the cutest horse ever known to man, er... horse-kind.

Whoa. You're like, nearly half as gorgeous as Skippy. Wait.. maybe not.

by Skippy December 16, 2004

respect

It is what you have left after a hard night of drinking results in you getting violently ill.

Rusty drank a whole case of beer earned respect when he puked on my house.

by Skippy January 1, 2005

PGHNN

Parental Guidance Highly Not Needed

This movie is PGHNN.
Omg this email is PGHNN.

by Skippy January 9, 2005

Sidearm

n. A paradox of Einsteinian proportion, that which is at the same time bad-ass and refined. That which saves brown babies and prepares homemade pasta dough. That which is truly hoss and yet truly gentile. A man of amazing proportion and ridiculous excess. A man of this age and all others.

The sidearm feverishly prepared his fifth culinary masterpiece while simultaneously smoking a pipe and saving a brown village.

by Skippy April 23, 2004