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A hummusexual is a person who spreads hummus on his willy and then gets sucked off.
Especially inspiring with a dash of hot sauce
Especially inspiring with a dash of hot sauce
Shlomo declared his hummusexual nature by dipping his dong in the hummus and then going upstairs with Rebecca.
The moans and slurping sounds were awesome.
The moans and slurping sounds were awesome.
by scodder May 1, 2010
Get the hummusexual mug.Asking someone to "teach me to jive, grasshopper" is actually code for "rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my titays, and then roger me to exhaustion".
A very popular thing to say at parties.
A very popular thing to say at parties.
When Binky heard Simone say the magic words, "teach me to jive, grasshopper", he knew it was going to be a good evening.
by scodder May 1, 2010
Get the teach me to jive, grasshopper mug.A hometrosexual is a gay guy dressing like a straight guy trying to dress like a gay guy.
Very stylin'!
Very stylin'!
With his gold pants, white fur coat, and pink sequined shoes, Gary looked like a complete hometrosexual.
He was a total boi magnet!
He was a total boi magnet!
by scodder May 2, 2010
Get the hometrosexual mug.As Morton began to horse jack Dobbin, there was a noticeable bulge in his pants.
Dobbin's eyes glazed over as the bucket began to fill.
Dobbin's eyes glazed over as the bucket began to fill.
by scodder May 2, 2010
Get the horse jack mug.Pantsy jaculation is where you blow your wad in your pants.
Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.
Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.
When Rolf saw Sandra's perfect nipples pressing against her shirt, he let out a low moan, and a wet stain appeared on the front of his pants.
"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.
"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.
"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.
"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.
by scodder May 3, 2010
Get the pantsy jaculation mug.Dog in the ass means when you go to sleep in a junkyard and wake up with a dog nestled in your colon.
Quite uncomfortable.
Quite uncomfortable.
When Fred woke up in the junkyard he had a dog in the ass.
He had to coax it out with meaty bones and a dog biscuit.
He had to coax it out with meaty bones and a dog biscuit.
by scodder May 4, 2010
Get the dog in the ass mug.Chef boyardump means taking a dump after eating chef boyardee.
Usually accompanied by terrible gas and diarrhea.
Usually accompanied by terrible gas and diarrhea.
After eating four cans of beefaghetti, Namibio had to take a huge chef boyardump, with massive colon blow.
by scodder May 4, 2010
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