saavy chimp's definitions

Rhode Island Stuffed Pepper

A green pepper stuffed with quahog, bacon, pan roasted garlic, fire roasted red pepper, Monterey Jack cheese and black pepper.

Now that recreational weed is legal in RI, uncle David came up with Rhode Island Stuffed Peppers when he was baked.

by saavy chimp December 28, 2022

Labisphere

The weather conditions surrounding labia.

I discovered Melanie' s labisphere last night. The environmental conditions were inviting.

by saavy chimp August 8, 2023

savvy chimp

human beings who think they are brilliant, but know deep down what idiots they really are

Fucking Dave, lost all his money on bitcoin and blamed it on his cousin. That idiot is a savvy chimp. Now he's buying digital art.

by saavy chimp July 12, 2022

Dunkin Trap

Dunkin Trap; The wonderful smell on the rim of your drive through coffee from Dunkin; originating from a drive through attendant's entrepreneurial vagina after she glazed the rim of the cup with her unforgettable aroma, in an attempt to generate gratuity and continued business. S@%&$*!k's Baristas are too stressed out with disabling tuition debt to even think outside the box, let alone get the order correct.

Dude; " Not sure if it's my imagination or what, but the new fox at the drive through always gets my order right and I swear to God, it smells like pussy". " I 've been giving her a Lincoln for a small dark roast".
Me; " It's a Dunkin trap bro ". " You think that smell is an accident?" " PFFFFFF" . " 5 bucks for a fucking coffee?". " You crazy?".

by saavy chimp July 18, 2022

Brilliantologist

Brilliantologist, noun, an individual, most often well read, who is so intelligent their head is full. Typically verbose, never wrong and has realized, at a young age, there isn't anything another human being can bring to a conversation which warrants listening to. Also inherent is their lack of listening skills and inability to NOT interrupt. They enjoy being the life of the keg party and can't stand the guy who brought an acoustic guitar and does a decent job covering Bob Seager's Turn The Page

Dude, that idiot must be the President of the Brilliantologist Society, he never shuts the fuck up. You're telling me? He reads so much his barn fell in, what was once a lawn is now tundra and the last time he cleaned his house was never.

by saavy chimp July 25, 2022

druk boi

druk boi; drug dealer fuck boi who trades product for sexual acts

Melanie's druk boi gets annoyed when she posts up on escort alligator. That's just wrong dude.

by saavy chimp August 1, 2022

Eard

Hair that grows in the ears of old men.

Looking in the mirror, Dave noticed the gray hair in his ears was almost long enough to braid. Dave knew he was growing an eard.

by saavy chimp November 21, 2022