phi's definitions

the cat's pajamas

50's slang for something that is cool beyond imagine.

The new elvis record is the cat's pajamas

by phi April 25, 2004

rip him a new bellybutton

The non-homosexual equivalent of "I'm going to rip him a new asshole." Means I am going to kick his ass. Seen on The Simpsons.

David is such a fucking puppy kicker that I'm going to rip him a new bellybutton.

by phi April 25, 2004

cauliflower ass plug

What a person has after he/she has revieved after they get genital warts on their anus, from anal sex.

In health we had to look at a picture of Big Gay Al's cauliflower ass plug. It was fucking disgusting.

by phi April 25, 2004

mussulman

Archaic term for a person that follows the teachings of Islam.

"Mohammed is a mussulman!"

"Nobody has said mussulman since 18th century British sailors stopped saying it you dickwad."

by phi April 25, 2004

whiz quiz

British slang for a drug test. It's not whiz test you fucking non-brit morons.

I lost my job because I tested positive for marijuanna on my whiz quiz.

by phi November 28, 2004

turtle face

The appropriate insult for somone who is such a dickhead that they make posts or define words under somone else's name.

Look at phi's definitions of pup, fo eva, and slutbag. Phi did not write those, it was some turtle face.

by phi December 4, 2004

you spit like a camel

An insult to arabs that spit often. Insulting racially because camels are from arabia.

Hey Mohammed, You spit like a camel and your mother exposes heerself to men that are not her husband or immediate family.

by phi December 4, 2004