patrick's definitions

Prepster

Half prep and half gangster.

Kelly you are not a gangster you are a prepster.

by Patrick April 21, 2005

ipod

An overpriced mp3 player marketed by Apple that has a crappy battery and is marketed profusely on the Internet and TV. Ipods are commonly bought by ignorant people who fail to see the advantages of buying lower priced, higher quality alternatives that have better audio quality and battery life.

I just spent $300 on a new ipod because the TV told me to.

by Patrick May 7, 2005

flow

hockey hair basically

check out the flow on that kid dangling.

by Patrick January 27, 2007

fag bot

A cybornitic robot sent from the future to change the life of one lucky man.

Sometimes FAG BOT 9000 and I do it in the kitchen.

by Patrick April 14, 2007

hall pass

term used for someone so good looking, your significant other can't keep you from them; a free pass; usually used for celebrities

Angelina Jolie is so hot that if I had the chance to meet her, my wife will give me a hall pass

by Patrick November 7, 2007

jacking off

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.

I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.

by Patrick April 23, 2008

Smizzart

Smart

You didn't put gas in the car, oh that's smizzart!

by Patrick October 27, 2003