loop zoop's definitions

Colorado Motherfucker

A cocktail consisting of:

1 oz white tequila
1 oz coffee liqueur
1 splash Coca-Cola
4 oz milk

Nobody can explain where the "Colorado" part came from, but it might have something to do with the color of the drink.

I think I had a Colorado Motherfucker last night in Denver, but somehow I woke up in Nevada.

by loop zoop April 13, 2011

clownstyle

A sexual fetish in which the participants wear clown makeup, or do anything clown-like during sex. Referred to in Mystery Science Theater 3000, while watching the film "Here Comes the Circus." There have also been specialized porn films dedicated to this fetish.

Guy: Hey baby, wanna do it clownstyle tonight?

Girl: Sure, as long as I get to blow up a condom and make it into a penguin!

Guy: That's so hot.

by loop zoop June 9, 2011

Hempstead

The village of Hempstead on Long Island. It is one of the few neighborhoods on Long Island with a black and Latino majority, and borders the towns of Uniondale and Garden City (which is the complete opposite in terms of economic status).

Hempstead is where Hofstra University is located. Famously the birthplace of Prodigy from Mobb Deep.

Rich guy: Hey, I have to drive through Hempstead tonight in my Corvette. Wanna come?

Friend: Not unless you got an army with you.

by loop zoop June 3, 2011

Levamisole

n. A drug formerly used in legitimate markets to treat parasitic worm infections and several forms of cancer, it is now often cut with crack on the streets due to their similarity in appearance. It will also add bulk and weight to powdered cocaine, making it appear more pure.

Dude: Hey, wanna smoke of this crack I just got? Oh shit, this is just some Levamisole.

by loop zoop June 13, 2011

Scary Queen

n. Local nickname for a specific Dairy Queen located on North Ave. in Midtown ATL. It's relatively safe during the day, but at night, it's safe to say that you can get more than a Mini-Blizzard if you hang around the parking lot.

Hey, I'm gonna go over to Scary Queen and get a Georgia Mud Fudge with some rocks on top!

by loop zoop June 16, 2011

Liberator

n. A company that manufactures "bedroom adventure gear," Liberator's home store is located in Atlanta. The "adventure gear" includes sex furniture, sex toys, lingerie, role-play items, and other fun products.

Honey, wait 'til you see the new furniture I got from Liberator today! We won't sleep all night!

by loop zoop June 18, 2011

Inserection

n. An adult shop located on Cheshire Bridge Rd. in ATL. Their motto is "Welcome to the sexual revolution." They sell everything you'd expect from an adult shop, including DVDs, magazines, dildos, vibrators, massage oils, lubricants, and gag gifts. They're also willing to answer any questions you may have...and trust me, they've heard it all.

Woman: "I went to Inserection today, and they helped me get the hottest dildo ever! I'm a customer for life!"

by loop zoop June 18, 2011