john john john's definitions

bellend

The head of the penis, also used as a insult.

"mark why does your bellend smell?"
"you are a gay bellend"

by john john john June 22, 2006

cleg dust

poo that has not been properly wiped after pooing and is on ur bum hairs it is somewhat fine and dusty

"ahh crap i have some cleg dust!"

by john john john June 22, 2006