jEEbUs's definitions

sheeeeedjule

Another word for schedule. The word originated in the Vietnam War when General Sputnik tried to get his personal assistant to check his schedule, but had a dry throat due to lack of hydration. This originally brought about confusion between the two, but ultimately resulted in steaming hot sex.

I'll check my sheeeeedjule.

by Jeebus February 11, 2008

mouse

Another word for "vagina", coined by Beavis and Butthead while watching a music video.

"Her mouse is crooked" - Beavis

by Jeebus October 19, 2003

noone

The incorrect combination of "No one". Also, an older English spelling of the the word "noon".

Noone wants to be my friend.

by Jeebus October 19, 2003

Zaletal

Pigfucking pillowbiter.
A tubesteak eater
A real Douchebag.

That cop gave me a ticket! What a Zaletal!

by Jeebus October 30, 2003

fucking good music

Fantasmagorical music. Apparently Tooly put the F in the phrase.

This is fucking good music.

by Jeebus November 7, 2003

slippy

When you go to fart and your worry about it "slipping" in your pants. Especially when you have diahrea.

I ate some taco meat and I slippy'd my pants.

by Jeebus October 6, 2003

NOGAME

1) Lack of social skills when dealing with the opposite sex.

2) Being JTC.

3) The shock induced whilst watching JTC atttempt to communicte with the opposite sex.

Player1: JTC has NOGAME

Player2: JTC has negative game, he creates a game void around himself in social situations literally reducing the game of other people in the general vicinity.

by Jeebus December 15, 2004