further mathematician's definitions

Remdot

a cretin, an imbecile, someone who is so incompetent he/she is unable to expand 3(x+1). A remdot is a person who is susceptible to failing at life on a daily basis and making a fool of themselves whenever life gives them a chance to.

Remdot: yo how do I multiply fractions again?
Person: multiply the top and do the same for the bottom you fucking remdot.

Person: Ben failed his GCSEs, studied media studies and photography at A-Level and thought he stood a chance of getting into Oxford University. What a remdot.

by further mathematician September 19, 2012

thread

another word for cocaine.
Etymology: a line of cocaine resembles a piece of white thread

'fellas, does anyone crank some thread by the church benches?'
'...then I snorted some thread off her tiddies'

by further mathematician June 17, 2018

batty cage

Synonym for a toilet cubicle. A place where you can be a batty or a non-batty.

‘I need a piss and wanna do a line of coke. Let’s go to the batty cage and fulfil our desires’

by further mathematician June 6, 2018