douglas basterd's definitions

merkked

To piss pound or intensely slam into; to gyrate rapidly back and forth into another orphus.

I merkked the fuck out of her vag.

by douglas basterd May 3, 2010

sweet kickel tickle

the act of using an alcoholic beverage as anal lubrication upon request; used for strait DTF sluts.

Hey put it in my ass baby! I only have a beer? thats fine i love the sweet kickel tickle!

by douglas basterd May 4, 2010