dar ted's definitions

assoholic

one who loves rear-ends obsessively.

He loves J-Lo because he's an assoholic.

by dar ted April 28, 2006

infucktion

If you don't use a condom, you risk an infucktion.

The burning sensation may be a sign of an infucktion.

by dar ted April 28, 2006

cuntagious

what a female STD is.

A yeast infection can be very cuntagious if not treated.

by dar ted April 28, 2006

tedxed

When personal gossip about you gets on the front page of a tabloid.

Brad and Jen's break-up got tedxed by the National Enquirer.

by dar ted June 19, 2006

brokeback-mounted

having gay cowboy sex

Seeing him in a western bar in leather chaps, being brokeback-mounted was Lance's dirty dream.

by dar ted December 29, 2006

forever-ago

a long time having passed

Mary Wanna couldn't remember his name because Woodtock was forever-ago.

by dar ted December 29, 2006