chaOS's definitions

zing

Forced felattio; having a penis in one's mouth.

<Fred> man Dave's been taking zings all night

by Chaos March 27, 2005

Sword-Chucks

most kick-ass of all weaponry

*goes maxi style with sword chucks* two fisted monkey style!!!!

by Chaos April 22, 2004

Meat Sheild

word steming from (and i base this on absolutly nothing) midevil england when during wars they would send the peasants to sheild warriors from arrows and attacks with their bodies, which were,i believe, made of meat.

Fighter from FF1

by Chaos April 23, 2004

torpy

a really freakin weird dude who plays guitar, gets squished by people like david, and is generally just a freaky person. who plays guitar.

you've got to get torpy out of my salad dressing

by chaos April 24, 2004

complete loser

also known as Tyler M., he is often found walkind around school with david a., laughing at the crazy shit david a. does.

HAHA! look at the complete loser, who is absolutely a stupid ass motherfucker worthless piece of shit!

by chaos April 24, 2004

Festisio

1) A mad gay person that you can't stand
2) When another man fondles another man
3) When you are hit on by a member of the same sex
4) a level of how sexy mer is

Man that is so festisio.
Man Mer is not festisio!

by Chaos June 11, 2004

chobe

i) Used to emphasize how truely chobo one is.

ii) Used to describe someone or something when it has become the definition of chobo.

"Man.. you are a Chobe."

"Nick aka So&So is such a Chobe!!"

"Could clan Fear be any more chobo?!" "Yes they can, they are Chobe."

by Chaos November 8, 2004