big Al's definitions

Anal Pancake

When u give it to a girl in the pooper, then u smack both sides of the butt cheeks

ouch that anal pancake hurt, it flattened my weiner!!
yum anal pancakes

by big al July 8, 2004

bbq

Often used to parody online acronyms, this originally stood for "better be quick," usually used in online games.

"i need to change loadouts"
"bbq, the game is about to start"

by Big Al July 16, 2004

fategirl0417

CRAZY ASS BITCH if she IMs u over aim talk to her its a good waste of time... seems like a bot but its really a person
ADD HER

ME: r u gay?
fategirl0417: No Im Theresa

by Big Al August 16, 2004

iron pipe of fuk-nasty

another word for dick; a well-worked dick that is very powerful

1) hey girl, wanna take a ride on the iron pipe of fuk-nasty
2) man with the iron pipe of fuk-nasty, i can drive shit into the ground

by Big Al May 13, 2005

crap-nasty

act of shitting your pants so bad that it goes everywhere and gets on everything

1) oh shit guys, i just went crap-nasty all over myself

by Big Al May 13, 2005

dick weasel

small creature that burrows up through the meatus(pee-hole) and slowly eats your penis away from the inside

1) damn guys, i think i lost it. my cialis wouldnt even work last night, i must have a dick weasel.

by Big Al May 13, 2005

Alabama

If you've never been to Alabama, don't go around actin' like you know all about it. If you're puttin' down Alabama you're probably some stupid yankee that has to have the government support your family. when you're down here it makes all your worries go away,everything is just so relaxed. you can sit on your front porch and just chill out all day. So what if most of us are rednecks, we are the best kinda people to be around, we can show you a great time and we are friendly. If you move down here i'll bet that the first day you're here that you will have at least 10 neighbors come by and welcome you, that probably wouldn't happen up in yankeeville. Think twice before you put down alabama again.

Tuscalusa--Home of the Bear
Roll-Tide

by Big Al January 11, 2005