anonymous ass's definitions

eiffeltower

getting a boner in a public place

Hey Melvin, will you go up to the board and do #16 instead of me, i think I'm gettng an eiffeltower.

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

cock spasms

The result of performing the act of inserting the glans penis into an electrical socket.

Jane: "Hey, why couldn't LeRoy come out and play ball with us today?"

Joseph: "He's stuck on the couch for a few days, I heard he has killer cock spasms."

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

Grandma's Grape Jam

The act of giving a senior citizen a swift kick to the groin.

Billy: "Old Man McGreggor almost caught me running through his petunias yesterday."

Jose: "Oh my goodness, what did you do?!"

Billy: "I gave him a little taste of Grandma's Grape Jam, and ran away as fast as I could."

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

carrot cock

The act when one's penis swells to the color of a bold bright orange, mainly after getting slammed in between two doors, or other acts of such.

Mrs. Smith: "Dr. Johnson, my son keeps complaining that he can't take a piss."

Dr. Johnson: "Mrs. Smith, that is because it appears your son has a very mean case of carrot cock."

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

rocket cock

the act of getting a boner in T minus 16 seconds

Jimmy got sent to the Dean of Students' Office because he had rocket cock during his English test.

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

edible enrichment

the emergency surgery necessary when removing a non-chewable foot item that is lodged in the throat.

Mrs. Moyles had to go through intense edible enrichment after getting the apple core stuck in her throat.

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

russian tetherball

the strong resistance felt in the penis when trying to urinate after mastrabation.

the moans and groans coming from the bathroom was just victor, who was going through a bit of russian tetherball.

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003