Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Zonal K

Arse Giraffe

A long shit; resembling the neck of a giraffe.

I just let an Arse Giraffe loose in the toilet bowl - I wouldnt go in there for a while if I was you.

by Zonal K June 22, 2019

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Beasting

The act of acting like a wild beast and shitting outside of the toilet; normally on a guest while they sleep.

Anton had to throw his sleeping bag away after he fell victim to a Beasting.

by Zonal K July 27, 2019

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The position an unconscious, but breathing casualty is placed in - where they lie on their side, arm stretched across them and their leg is pumped several times until a hot shit comes out of their arse and falls onto the floor.

Poor Neil fell unconscious at the game last night, and they put him into the recovery poosition. There is still foulage on the pitch.

by Zonal K November 11, 2019

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A series of meaty beneathies

The act of putting a passed out/sleeping person on a skateboard and hurtling them underneath a squatting person as they defecate a series of short quick bursts of moist befoulment onto the moving soul beneath them. NOTE: In order to be granted 'series' status, there must be at least three seperate arse-discharges, otherwise it is only a 'meaty beneathy'.

Did you guys see Dave get a series of meaty beneathies last night at Kevin's party? He looked like a shit avalanche rolling down the driveway.

by Zonal K November 25, 2019

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