Zach G.'s definitions

Homsar

1. A trendy tote bag
2. Knows that its a healthy piece of real estate
3. A blue midget homestar

Stave it off, 1-2-3, and now you can count to three.

by Zach G. August 15, 2004

Yellowcard

Yellowcard is a great Pop-Rock band. They rocketed to fame with "Ocean Avenue", and have since racked up fans.

Their singles include "Way Away" (<- One of their recent best) "Ocean Avenue" (Coughsuckscough) and "Only One"(Should Not Be A Single).

Their past albums include "The Underdog EP" and "One For The Kids".

How to tell Apart Yellowcard Fans:

When asked their favorite YC song...

A longtime fan would say something from Underdog EP.

A more recently recruited fan would say "Way Away".

A gay MTV watching bandwagoner would say "Ocean Avenue". They also would think Ocean Avenue is Yellwocard's first single and album.

An obsessive-compulsive MeLoveYouLongTime fan would say something from "Midget Tossing".

by Zach G. August 16, 2004

John Basedow

A fitness "Celebrity" famous for shilling exercise machines by showing his RICDICULOUSLY chiseled abs that he got before the product was even thought of.

What the hell is John Basedow famous for?!?

by Zach G. February 12, 2006

ZSGhost

The coolest Ghost in the known universe.

Alter Egos: Ghost, Zach G., ZGWarrior, Z-Ghost, Z-Zap, ZSG, Zach

I am ZSGhost! Pheer me N my PowR!

by Zach G. August 16, 2004

ILC

Independent Lake Camp.

The most kickass place in the known universe. Exception: The Dungeon.

Run by Dan Gould/Anne Gould/Nigel Watson.

I like to go to ILC!

by Zach G. August 16, 2004

Straight Up

Pure, absolute, sh*t like that.

Vanilla Straight Up: No sprinkles, toppings, mixes, just vanilla.

by Zach G. August 28, 2004

Tony Blair

George Dubya's monkey boy.

Blair: What're we going to do tonight, George?

Bush: The same thing we do every night, Tony- TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

by Zach G. September 14, 2004