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whiskey dick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskey dick is invoking the fact that both whiskey it's self and whiskey dick are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskey dick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with whiskey dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tent to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
whiskey dick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
by WordRepoMan January 16, 2013
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m8y

m ate ee

pirates say matey to one another instead of friend or comrade or bro.

m8y is slightly shorter and makes use of the number 8, which is always a plus for anything that has to do with piracy.

the british loyalist country continent of austrailia says a similar m8, tho, sellouts aren't pirates, they're just sellouts.
arrr m8y, fetch me some rum or i'll run ye thru.
by WordRepoMan January 21, 2013
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gfy's

hey Mr. cunt Southwood (some old wrinkly homo from spaghetti westerns)

you, your friends, your political party, and all your multiple personalities can go find yourselves squarely atop your own wrinkly impotent acorns. gfy's
by WordRepoMan January 21, 2013
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blimey

blimey

Barrère and Leland's A dictionary of slang
by Arthur Morrison

1 exclamation - god blind me. something surprising enough to make one wish they were blind so that they cant see such things.

2 also used as an extra offensive version of limey. it's extra offensive because british are always so down on americans and our love of slang. basically blimey is a thumb in their eye that they have no ground what-so-ever to stand on to justify their inborn doochbaggetry nature.
1 Blimey! did you see that mole rat lookin brit's teeth?

2 gfys blimey, stay the hell out of our constitution and our right to keep and bear arms or we'll ship over there for a quick coup and your queen's head on a pike along with the whole of your house of lords and yes i know this is a run on sentence so go suck your last fag you goddamn douche bags.
by WordRepoMan January 23, 2013
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Machine

Machine

1) A man made gadget that preforms a task to the benefit of it's creator.

2) A soulless human being that's only as alive as much as a running clock or car

3) Machine, slang for dope needle. One who uses dope becomes a machine for it and they feel that they are just a machine when they don't have any more dope.
1) The dope machine is broken, brittany will probably start getting fat.

2) brittany spears is a machine.

3) brittany spears has a machine sticking out of her tail pipe.
by WordRepoMan June 21, 2013
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WOAT

WOAT

Winner Of All Time

Something you expect to be bad but turns out to be the Winner Of All Time

Typicaly used by corny turd humpers on rapgenius.
Em, "Call it. Heads or tails. Heads it sucks
or tails it still sucks."
~:Ping:~ Ting Ting
En, "WHOA 19 1d20 that's WOAT! How'd that happen?!?"
by WordRepoMan July 31, 2013
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Woat

WOAT

Winner Of All Time

Something you expect to be bad but turns out to be the Winner Of All Time

Typicaly used by corny turd humpers on rapgenius.
Em, "Call it. Heads or tails. Heads it sucks

or tails it still sucks."

~:Ping:~ Ting Ting

En, "WHOA 19 1d20 that's WOAT! How'd that happen?!?"
by WordRepoMan July 31, 2013
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