Why Bother's definitions

toilet paper

an excellent product for masturbation. i cum into it all the time.

toilet paper absorbs my cum

by Why Bother April 3, 2006

bedwetting

an embaressing problem that occurs when you accidently pee the bed at night. it sucks cause you either have to wake up to cold wet stained sheets or where 'protective underwear.' it's also a very hard problem to keep from you girlfriend

my girlfriend found out about my bedwetting problem

by Why Bother February 19, 2006

chicken patties

huge, huge nipples that ruin the breast

chelsea had an amazing rack, but once she took her shirt off, it was ruined by those chicken patties

by Why Bother February 20, 2006