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Dawn Amber

Dawn Amber requested an Urban Dictionary submission and the good ones are being denied so here you go.
by WhoDatFreshBoi June 15, 2019
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so i herd u liek mudkipz

A dead meme from 2009.
by WhoDatFreshBoi April 20, 2019
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Autofellatio

The act of a man in puberty or older fellating, or sucking, his own penis as a form of masturbation. Another term for this is selfsuck. It feels amazing and tastes really good, trust me. Unfortunately only a small percentage of the population has the combined dick size and flexibility required to be able to do this.
I am in the low percentage who can do autofellatio on will. First, take off all your clothes, including pants and shirt and lay onto a soft surface like a bed. Then roll your legs up and behind your head. Keep at least part of your back or shoulders on the bed. Start stroking your penis and stretch your head as close as possible. Keep stroking until it is hard, and touch it with your mouth. Seal the head of the cock in your lips, and lick the skin around it with your tongue. Push the cock further in your mouth while licking it and occasionally sucking it. Do it slowly at first but gradually go faster over time. When you are about to cum, go as quickly as possible and let yourself nut in your mouth. Feel and taste the warm semen being pumped on your tongue, and swallow every drop of it. A great way to relieve your sexual stress with no required cleanup that allows you to perceive both perspectives at the same time. That is autofellatio.
by WhoDatFreshBoi May 7, 2019
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Eboy

A slang term that is either short for "Electronic Boy" or "Emo Boy." Most "emo" eboys are not actually depressed but impersonate goths by wearing black clothes, wearing nail polish, and using the term "eboy" in many of their photo captions.
The eboy style has been becoming a trend in 2019 as of lately. It is mainly used by white teenage males who are looking for more views.
by WhoDatFreshBoi May 11, 2019
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Eodraconis Rexus

A genus of tyrannosaurid dinosaur. Possessing a pair of wings, it may have been related to dragons and wyvern alike. Genetic analysis suggests that it branched off from Gorgosaurus about 78 million years BCE. The scientific name "Eodraconis rexus" means "Dawn dragon like-tyrant" in Latin.

Prowling on the eastern coast of what is now North America, this carnivore fed on a multitude of prey, including various hadrosaurs and ankylosaurs. The green coloration on males in the summer helps to disguise as a tree and can attract a mate. This dinosaur will also molt its coat into a yellowish hue in the cold months.
Eodraconis rexus wasn't the only winged prodragomorph of it's time, however. There is a mainly nocturnal species of Eodraconis nyctodiablos, as well as Gigatyrannus flightoravoroes and Deinofonspteryx ostiumus.
by WhoDatFreshBoi May 27, 2018
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Footlock

When you are about to pull out during sex but the woman wraps her legs around you so she gets pregnant and takes your money.
Since I forgot the condom, I decided to pull out, but she used the footlock!
by WhoDatFreshBoi May 27, 2018
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Spinosaurus Fanboy

The worst! These 12-year old fanboys believe that their fish-eating dinosaur is a god that is 70 feet long. They are usually crybabies who rage everytime they see Tyrannosaurus win. We wouldn't have these trolls if it weren't for Jurassic Park.
"T-wex dye SPINO IS THE BEST FAGS"
-Annoying ass Spinosaurus Fanboy
by WhoDatFreshBoi January 12, 2018
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