Wally Balljacker's definitions

wankus

1. n. a flaccid penis. See also: chub

2. vi. a pathetic person, an inept poser

1. You have a little wankus.

2. Did you see him tip his bike over? That Kevin kid sure is a wankus.

by Wally Balljacker December 21, 2003

li'l chub

1. n. a flaccid penis whose circumference is equal to or greater than its length.

2. n. a short, fat person whose circumference is equal to or greater than his/her length,

1. Mom: Kevin! Are you playing with your li'l chub again?!?

2. I bet if we tipped that li'l chub over he'd roll right down the hill.

by Wally Balljacker December 21, 2003