Veteran Bandit's definitions

AS VAL

A 9x39 subsonic Assault rifle made by a drunk soviet dude in his basement. It is based on the VSS Vintorez, another gun made by a drunk soviet dude in his basement. Like many other soviet guns.

AS VAL has only 10-20 rounds in clip.
It's magazine dumbass stupid idiot.

by Veteran Bandit November 17, 2020

Squawk 7500

A code used by airplanes to say that there is an imminent hijacking. They do so by resetting their transponder to 7500.

Airplane Pilot: *squawks 7500*
ATC: oh shit shoot him down
Other ATC: why tho
ATC: he used his transponder to Squawk 7500
Other ATC: ok

by Veteran Bandit September 9, 2020

Biased

Every writer of the definition of "republican" in the urban dictionary.

Republican
"Stinky gross poopoo heads who like guns >:(("
-Some random Biased Democrat

by Veteran Bandit September 10, 2020

Benis

A small village in North West Iran. 1,609 People live there as of 2016 and the population just grows like any other town or village.

"Have you heard of Benis?"
"You mean Penis?"
"No you fucking imbecile."

by Veteran Bandit September 11, 2020

Reshala

A dumb idiot Scav Boss from the game, Escape from Tarkov. He usually spawns at the gas station on the map Dorms and he's pretty hard to defeat, especially with his bodyguards.

"Have you heard of Reshala? Yeah I killed him with a TOZ."
"Stop lying dumbass, his bodyguards can wipe a scav in a millisecond."

by Veteran Bandit September 11, 2020

fuck shit nigger bitch

When your really mad so you swear, but your're in poetry class.

*stubs toe*
"Fuck shit nigger bitch!?!"

by Veteran Bandit September 11, 2020

Killa

A scav boss in the game Escape from Tarkov. He's located on the map Interchange, where himself and his scav guards harass all PMC and scav players. He sprays his RPK-16 at anything that moves and throws a bunch of grenades when in combat. He has some pretty good loot if you manage to kill him.

"I killed killa while he was eating chips."
"Ok."

by Veteran Bandit September 23, 2020