Uncle Squatch's definitions

JavaHead

A coffee enthusiast.

Man, Tom is such a JavaHead, he's drank the whole pot.

by Uncle Squatch August 23, 2024

The Giddy up

Slang for from the beginning or from the start.

My day has been trash from the giddy up!

"You couldn't tell me that from the giddy up?"

by Uncle Squatch January 28, 2025

Hot Squat

Using an Unprotected WiFi. Like using a vacant house for shelter.

Hold on.... let me switch over to the Hot Squat in this area so this site doesn't rape my data.

by Uncle Squatch February 9, 2026