Uncle Pervee's definitions

Flatuvate

The act of lifting at least one butt cheek to pass gas.

I know it was that dude over there that farted - I saw him flatuvate.

by Uncle Pervee April 17, 2010

Power Breathing

While asleep, the person has a normal inhale and breathing pattern, but has a very forceful, violent exhale, loud enough to wake up their sleeping partner.

Honey please roll over, your power breathing is keeping me awake.

by Uncle Pervee May 3, 2010