Top Square's definitions

Dog Flogger

A person who enjoys masturbating dogs

"Steve ya dog flogger, how you going"

by Top Square January 25, 2019

Scrunchy Wrestling

A sport where two or more males strip naked and place a hair tie Scrunchy around their testicles. To win the wrestling match you must be the last one wearing your scrunchy. There is only one rule, a scrunchy can only be removed with ones mouth. Much like a bride and garter. Scrunchy Wrestling events often occur on Friday nights where beer consumption is involved

Did you hear Tom Cruise loves Scrunchy Wrestling

by Top Square January 25, 2019

Calfie

Where a male is on all fours, their romantic partner suckles on their penis as if they where a calf feeding from their mother. Mooing and groaning may increase the pleasure for all parties involved.

i can't wait to get home for a calfie tonight, it will be udderly amazing

by Top Square November 9, 2023