Tom Scott's definitions

classic intercourse

A statement made after engaging in particularly satisfying sexual intercourse. Made popular by British sitcom I'm Alan Partridge.

"Well Sonya, that was classic intercourse. So... thanks." - Alan Partridge

by Tom Scott February 18, 2004

taxi driver's tan

A term used when the finger breaks through the toilet roll during wiping, causing the finger to be coated in faeces. Derived from the way taxi drivers put their arm out the window and hold on to the roof with their fingers, therefore getting a tan on their fingers. See also: 'Breaching the hull'

I was wiping my arse this morning, but I breached the hull and got a taxi driver's tan.

by Tom Scott February 18, 2004

Phallus

a huge penis shaped object

look yonder, a huge phallic mountain!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Spike

The guy in Notting Hill that makes it far superior to 6 Weddings and a funeral

That guy is amazing!He's a Spike!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Awub

The noise made when consuming life enhanching turkey or perchance an apple.

Oh dear!I've got a mortal wound, aha a Turkey!Awub!Full energy!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Turbo Phallus

An even bigger, stupider version of a Phallus.

phallus

God, you are such a Turbo Phallus!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Scrum Down!

Great, amazing. A term meaning generally good.

A:Party at mine this weekend!
B:Scrum Down!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003