Tim's definitions

spots

Method of smoking pot using two hot knives from the stove and small amount of rolled up ganja. Most effective and cheapest way to smike da 'erb

Who's up for spots? Those 3 spots knocked me on my ass

by tim April 23, 2003

government

lies lies lies and more lies all to "protect the people" and not so all the people in the government can get rich and laugh at everyone else for believing stupid shit that they make up.

yesteday I saw an alien coming towards me with a knife, but the government said it was a stunt for a tv show and yes! of course i believe them.

by Tim April 26, 2003

PEVIL

The cross between evil and well, pee...

Whoa thats PEVIL!!

by Tim May 2, 2003

nunfer

Getting a blowjob without having to give anything in return. All for you NUN-FER her.

Sorry I was late to the meeting my wife was giving me a nunfer this morning.

by Tim May 7, 2003

rode head

when ur driveing and your bitch goes down on u and orally pleases u till u bust in her mouth and almost wreck ur car.

hey if i give u a ride home u owe me rode head.

by tim May 19, 2003

merkin

imitation pubic hair. A pubic wig.

Geoffrey wore his merkin unashamedly

by tim May 22, 2003

Gaytard

Somewhere between retard and a homosexual

Johnathong is a GAYTARD

by tim May 22, 2003