Tim's definitions

elfish

1)wrong way to spell elvish
2)Spainish (el fish)

get your el fish away from me

that el fish is very elfish

by Tim January 21, 2004

blumptastic

blump-kin (adj.)
The description of an action or event that is so incredible that it can only be accurately described or compared by the reception of a blow job while shitting.

word origin - "BLUMP" Old French Porn -, "KIN" - Middle English, Blump-kin Urban Dictionary

My last blumpkin was blumptastic.

by Tim January 24, 2004

hb

A Guy who is totally bitch-whipped.

Man, ever since you got a girlfriend, you've turned HB

by Tim January 26, 2004

source code

computer code in which a program is written

int main ()
{ cout << "Hello World!";
return 0;
}

by Tim February 2, 2004

guzzler

- medical condition where cum slingers have to have their stomach pupmed due to over active sausage munching
- where by one drowns in ones' sposes cum

carol is a guzzler

by tim February 4, 2004

asshell

Cry of derision or dismay, often indicating frustration

Why is That Fucking Seventies Show on twice daily and the Simpsons are only on once?!! Asshell!

by Tim February 6, 2004

boozer

A caveman Carlos of the Cleveland Cavaliers; used interchangeably when imitating the Frankenstien monster, or making "Crush, Kill, Destroy, Smash" noises a la Soloman Grundy

When preparing to shoot a freethrow: "Boozer, SMASH!"

by Tim February 6, 2004