Thief Ledger's definitions

HERGATORY

Hergatory: Artificial state of angst your female puts you in when you make a mistake. Usually includes anger and with-holding sex.

'I told her her girl Janice had some sick titties and she put me in hergatory all week!'

by Thief Ledger July 4, 2017

lemyno

To ask to be kept aware of upcoming events or information.

'If you're hitting the bar after lemyno, I'm down for that'

by Thief Ledger November 20, 2017

incohearant

Losing the ability to hear words when the person speaking is spewing bullshit.

"Shay was all talking shit about you, but I went all incohearant"

by Thief Ledger November 26, 2017

simpfauxny

A collection of ideas which are stupid and quite possibly false.

"Everything Keith was saying last was a fucking lie. It was like a goddamn simpfauxny"

by Thief Ledger November 27, 2017

jail ponies

Common name for Zebras used in Winnipeg.

'You know those horses with the stripes?'
'You mean jail ponies?'

by Thief Ledger December 7, 2018

Britcent

The absolutely horrible british accent guys use on dates in public to prove their whimsical.

'I mean he was cute, but he kept using this shitty britcent when he ordered at the bar and constantly said 'cheers' instead of thank you. So fuck that guy'

by Thief Ledger October 13, 2018

tupperwhere

The eventual conclusion that no matter how careful you are, the tupperware lids will always be missing.

I went to pack up my sandwich and no fucking lids! More like Tupperwhere?

by Thief Ledger January 15, 2019