The flooner's definitions

Floon

A person who literaly eats out the vagina to the point where it is completly gone

I would floon her dude.

by The flooner February 8, 2015

dirty hiroshima

The act of eating out a Japense women while she holds the American flag and once she achieves climax she proceeds to explosivly squirt all over your face.

Dude i cant believe you gave that prius driving jap a dirty hiroshima

by The flooner November 27, 2015

Reptile Penis

The act of recieving a toothy BJ that results in scar tissue damage, therefore making your penis look scaley and rough.

Dude that blow job that I got from that porker in the bathroom of taco bell gave me reptile penis.

by The flooner August 3, 2017