The Wendolyne's definitions

sugar dealer

Someone who says thank you with free drugs in exchange for sex like a friend with benefits who leaves a few big buds on the nightstand on his way out the door every two weeks.

I am fresh out of vegetables. Gonna have to text my sugar dealer after the bars close tonight.

by The Wendolyne August 25, 2019

OGLIGU

OGLIGU = Oh Good Lord; I give up.

Reserved for those special times when you've reached the end of your rope trying to reason with a zombie.

OGLIGU (i.e. no matter what Trump does his followers won't admit FAIL)

by The Wendolyne March 5, 2017

grint

A sly and menacing grin somewhere between a snarl and a scowl, like Tuco in "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly."

When Tuco grints it's time to reach for your weapons.

by The Wendolyne February 11, 2021

Hypnochristian

Megachurch attendee who worships God as man in the form of a modern day snake-oil salesman such as Bishop TD Jakes or Joel Osteen.

Bishop T.D. Jakes is hitting up his hypnochristian megachurch worshippers for more cash than ever; snakeskin clownshoes shoes aren't cheap.

by The Wendolyne April 5, 2021

Fuck Buddha

A person you can not only bone and compartmentalize without consequence, but also talk to about the cosmos.

Fuck Buddy Sugar Dealer

Jesus is not my boyfriend, neither is he my Fuck Buddha. I suppose he's something akin to a Sugar Dealer or at least he'd like to be.

by The Wendolyne January 4, 2020

Bony Satva

A person who tries to gain lovers under the guise of mysticism or spirituality.

Dude ain't no healer; he's just a bony satva. Lock down your zipper.

by The Wendolyne January 4, 2020

maskcident

maskcident mask-suh-dent

When someone's Covid-19 mask cuts off their field of vision, causing them to trip and fall.

"In today's news, several hundred new maskcidents have been reported. Injuries range from broken legs to biffed tailbones."

by The Wendolyne August 15, 2020