The Real Sputnik's definitions

Rise and Shine

Rise and Shine - A wake and bake with amazingly good coffee and fat ass Marley cone. The coffee makes you rise and the weed makes you shine.

Yo, got up this morning and set off my day with a proper rise and shine.

by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022

Star Spangle Hammered

Star Spangle Hammered - Getting so drunk tailgating before the game that you’re passed out in your seat before the end of the Star Spangled Banner.

-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.

Went to the Pats game last weekend, and my cousin from Boston got fucking Star Spangle Hammered.

by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022

The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump

The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump - completely taking over a situation while simultaneously turning it into a shit show.

The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump - Robbing or conning somebody out of their shit.

“He’s saying that if them terries is gonna try something in here today, like the Bounce, Boogie, and Bump - that we got this shit on lock!”

Prepared for Terries

-Key and Peele

Darren got The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump from a hottie who makes a living off guys like him.

by The Real Sputnik June 22, 2022

Chittiemac

Chittiemac - used as an extension of chitties, chittiemac includes the chin, titties, and stomach, and is gender neutral in its application to obese people.

Chittiemac - When a person is so obese the chin, tits, and stomach rolls all connect, and only nipples can be used to recognize where titties begin and end.

Chittiemac - Beyond obese. Shit may be orbiting you. You can smuggle a quarter pound of weed in your fat rolls.

Yo, look at that fat ass bitch; whew, she’s rocking that chittiemac.

Dude had such chittiemac he can’t even look down and see his dick.

by The Real Sputnik May 20, 2022

Scrundle Bumpkin

Scrundle Bumpkin (derived from the combination of Scrundle and Bumpkin) - A stupid son of a bitch who doesn’t know their head from their ass until they fart. Then they reach for a toothbrush.

Scrundle Bumpkin - A person who is

exceedingly stupid for no medical reason. Whereby scrundle implies a small amount of anything (particularly weed), and a bumpkin is a basic ass motherfucker.

Scrundle Bumpkin - A stingy ass pot dealer.

Yo, don’t get a sack from Kevin, he’s such a scrundle bumpkin.

Dude was literally trying to put ketchup back into an open packet. I was high as fuck and feeling like Einstein watching this scrundle bumpkin try to repackage condiments.

That scrundle bumpkin has chittiemac so bad they just tripped and fell up the same stair twice.

by The Real Sputnik May 23, 2022

Bhig Bhang

Bhig Bhang - Very large amounts of exceedingly high quality marijuana. At least a pound or more of Cannabis Cup quality weed.

Just put some fat colas on the line to dry. We’ll be rolling some Bhig Bhang real soon.

Yo, bust me off an elbow of that Bhig Bhang.

You ever heard of the Bhig Bhang Theory?

Hell yeah bro. I live it.

by The Real Sputnik May 23, 2022

Mommy banger

Mommy banger - A muted and more gentle substitute for the word motherfucker.

Alternatively spelled mommybanger.

Mommy banger - A nicer way to refer to a MILF.

Stop being such a mommy banger and go halfsies on this fat bag of weed with me.

Yo, look that hottie in the yoga pants pushing that stroller. I’d like to mommy banger.

by The Real Sputnik May 24, 2022