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Mas Quita

A round Latino women who bites
Hey man you betta stay away from her she a Mas Quita!
by The Real Snail July 22, 2018
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Mas Guido

A round and hairy Italian man who bites to draw blood
Girl, you betta be careful of dat man he be a Mas Guido!!!
by The Real Snail July 22, 2018
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Bling Bat

Some who wear fake bling
Get outta here with your fake jewels you bling bat!
by The Real Snail July 22, 2018
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Chris Martin

An talentless egotistical singer of a gay band who claims he can “fix you
I need a real Chris Martin in my life!
by The Real Snail July 22, 2018
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Lift Kit

An advanced hydraulic system for lifting your obese girlfriend
Let me get the lift kit because we about done-n-dash baby!
by The Real Snail July 22, 2018
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Nublet

Anything small yet structured
Hey man can you pass me the Nublet!
by The Real Snail July 22, 2018
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Bortaco

I have the Bortaco combo with a side of queso and a Pepsi cola
by The Real Snail July 22, 2018
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