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Wiz Khalifa Day

wiz khalifa day" Fart Competition Day;

The official Wiz Khalifa Day started May 4th, ending May 4th yearly. For all to pass gas in an attempt to out stink each other.
Dude: Damn dude that shit was like super shitty, I couldn't breath for like over 2 minutes? It was definately wiz khalifa day worthy!

Other Dude: I ate Lots of cabbage and beans prior to coming. Must have been the cabbage, I worked hard on my stinch to be called wiz khalifa day worthy..

Dude: Ooooooo weeeeee, ran people off for at least four blocks, that fart sure was worth being called wiz khalifa day!
by The Master Wisdom November 26, 2010
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Whizdom

The Advanced Level of “Whisdom” that one finds when one becomes an Apprentice Wizard of Love.
After he swore off ALL earthly values he became an "Apprentice Wizard of Love", his great Whizdom shown brightly, and all could see that he was truly filling his days with Life's Greatest Magic - LOVE.
by The Master Wisdom November 26, 2010
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FAG

(PROPER NOUN) FAG, short for FAGGOT: The reason that the "Don't ask don't tell" policy is being implemented in the military. NOT a hate word, it is as other profile words/Identification Words, towel, sheet, sky, room, Jew, Christian, Dog, Cat, etc.....

Mentally Ill or retarded people, in an attempt to desensitize, confuse issues and demoralize the public will also twist and steal sane words, like gay-having absolutely NOTHING to do with being a Fag, Any one having a little intelligence knows Gay is just an emotion!

Often, retarded immature people, with less than an IQ of 50 will call any one with any MORAL FORTITUDE or an IQ over 50 a homophobic/homophobe, NOT having the intelligence to understand Homo is short for Homo-Sapien.

The Term homophobic or homophobic, would actually mean the fear of one's own "HUMAN RACE" - Homo-SAPIEN!!!
Question1. Alex are you a FAG?

Answer2. Don't ask don't tell. And, that should be in the formal as in Faggot!

Statement1. But it's obvious your a faggot.

Statement2. Remember, Don't ask don't tell

Idiotic NOOBIC NAZI: Your a homophobe

SANE INTELLECTUAL: Yes, perhaps I might not trust my fellow man, from historical expierences, so?

Idiotic NOOBIC NAZI: No man, like, duh like, duh, like you uhh, hate homosexuals...

SANE INTELLECTUAL: So, Now you have opened your mouth, used the term FAG out of text and removed ALL doubt I might of had that your an idiot and PROVEN YOU ARE an IDIOT! Homophobe/homopgobic does NOT have anything to do with a homosexaul, it is derived from HOMO as in Homo-Sapien!!! Take your idiotic, illiterate meanings and slither back under your dark rock of idiocy, please you NOOBIC NAZI go away!
by The Master Wisdom November 26, 2010
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Wizagician

The combining of a Wiz/PISS and a magician, together creates a mighty magical force possible in creating astounding magical pissing uncontrollably - search Rosie Nunn
Did you see that?

What that Wizagician?

Yea, what was that?

Oh, that is just another Wizagician wizin out of control!
by The Master Wisdom November 30, 2010
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Wiz Shiver

The uncontrollable urge to shiver/shimmy while urinating/Wizing.

Mostly happens to males.
Larry made a real mess of the bathroom with his wiz shiver.
by The Master Wisdom November 17, 2010
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Wiz Clean

The act of of cleaning the inside of a toilet bowl from lingering Kalifa/feces by direct Wiz/urination in subsequent visits to the restroom.

Bob: I took a huge Kalifa this morning that one flush couldn't quite erase. Luckily a Wiz Clean rectified the problem before my guests arrived.
Will: I need to make new friends, who are good at Wiz Cleaning..
by The Master Wisdom November 17, 2010
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Wizateria

A Wizroom/restroom, especially a men's Wizroom. Some what like every one is having a Wiz Fest!
Hey man, where's the Wizateria, I gotta take a kalifa and Wiz something mad?
by The Master Wisdom November 17, 2010
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