The BS Express's definitions

eggsponential

An adjective used to describe a sudden and substantial increase the price of a particular good or service.

While deep sea fishing on The BS Express, Benny BFG bemoaned the eggsponential increase in the price of eggs and hookers to his good friend Paul, who nodded in agreement.

by The BS Express March 1, 2023

Menuflection

That momentary pondering of choosing something healthy on the menu, before ordering the complete opposite.

Dominic considered ordering a cobb salad, but after brief menuflection ordered the quadruple bypass burger.

by The BS Express March 8, 2023

Attenshit

The art of pretending to be concerned about something you could give a rat's ass about.

Though trying to look involved during a meeting she was having with her manager, Miranda was suffering from Attenshit Deficit Disorder.

by The BS Express January 20, 2023

Sackrosanct

The elevation of the scrotum to holy and sacred levels.

Jack regarded his nutsack as sackrosanct and irresistable by the opposite sex. His grandiose plans were balled up by Mira, who bagged their date...

by The BS Express October 13, 2023

flabuloso

The feeling of euphoria experienced when one fits 185 pounds of person into 125 pounds of outfit.

Agnes was feeling flabuloso after she somehow stuffed herself (with the aid of a plunger) into her Christmas dress.

by The BS Express December 5, 2022

selfienoia

A word describing someone's fear that if they don't publish a selfie every hour, the world might forget what they look like...may also describe the reaction of friends and the public at large to this person.

Miranda was at first amused by Lee's selfienoia, but eventually threatened to throw him down a flight of stairs if he didn't stop.

by The BS Express December 16, 2022

Asshawk

A Mohawk on a hairy hiney.

Gil's obtrusive body hair made him a prime candidate for an Asshawk.

by The BS Express May 12, 2022