Tha Pyngwyn's definitions

Falling Freak

One of those lunatics who thinks that skydiving or base jumping or bungee jumping or any other sort of "falling-to-your-death-but-not-really" activity is cool.

Hey, let's go down to the bridge and untie the Falling Freaks when they jump off!

I don't hate Falling Freaks; I just don't like scraping them off of my driveway.

by Tha Pyngwyn August 8, 2005

Ker-

A prefix used to modify onomatopoeic words, either signifying a crack heard before the body of the sound, or just to add flair.

Ker-splash, ker-pop, ker-smack, and "What the kerfuck does kerfuck mean?"

by Tha Pyngwyn August 8, 2005

ZJ

Something *you* obviously can't afford.

I wish I could afford that brand new Nissan 350 ZJ

by Tha Pyngwyn October 25, 2007

it

Something to be done; Something that is

It must be.
Just do it.
They did it.

by Tha Pyngwyn September 12, 2003

meganegrodong

Stereotypical endowment of the African-American male.

Now that Lexington Steele, he has the meganegrodong

by Tha Pyngwyn September 12, 2003

governator

A robotic humanoid sent back from the future to rule the human race with his Scandanavian accent and hidden WMDs.

And the govinator said: "You vwill elect me ahs your gahvinator or I vwill crlush you pyoony mortahls."

by Tha Pyngwyn September 28, 2003

blonde moment

You ever felt really stupid for an instant? Yeah, that was blonde moment.

Example of a blonde moment:
Jeff: "What station is that?"
Dan: "97.5"
Jeff: "Is that V103?"

by Tha Pyngwyn September 28, 2003