Stuart Munro's definitions

Three Pumps Custard

A male that cums after only three strokes

He was such a bad fuck, it was all over in like three pumps custard!

by Stuart Munro December 1, 2006

Fat Arse Whore

A female on the street that refuses to give you a cigarette upon request

Female One "Do you have a cigarette?"
Female Two "No sorry"
Female One "You fat arse whore!"
Female Two "What did you say!?"

by Stuart Munro December 1, 2006