Stephan J.'s definitions

Duck Tape

The incorrect way of writing "Duct Tape"

Person1 - Hey bro, can I burrow some duck tape?

Person2 - Sure Bro.

by Stephan J. August 17, 2014

Cookies

1) Objects that you eat
2) A girl's way of saying "Cooties"
3) Sweet Love
4) Ways for the government and your family to track down your network history.
5) A Lower-class slang term when you don't know what to say.

1 - I liked to eat that cookie.
2 - Eww, he has cookies.
3 - Lets spend some time together, cookies.
4 - I found Porn on your Cookies.
5 - HOLY COOKIES!!!

by Stephan J. August 17, 2014

George Carlin

1937 - 2008. A great man who pointed out all of societies ignorance and stupidity and covered every american topic, from Abortions, Fat People, Politics, Child Worship, Government, Etc. He was a famous comedian, and did a great deal to American society before he died, since then we have been living in chaos. He may be offensive, but definitely saw those unimportant things we talk about in our daily lives.

The world would be a much better place if George Carlin was still alive

by Stephan J. August 17, 2014

The Truth

The Truth, The Whole Truth, and nothing but The Truth.

After several minutes of questioning and lies, George finally told The Truth.

by Stephan J. August 17, 2014

Life

Life's too painful to describe. Sorry folks :(

You live... You die... THE END.
That's Life

by Stephan J. August 17, 2014

Fat fart

A fart expelled by a living being which weighs more than 200 pounds.

My aunt fat farted last night, it was terrible.

by Stephan J. August 18, 2014

CODfish

Someone who overly obsesses with COD, sometimes found on chat forums.

CODfish - "Dude this Ak-99 versus double rocket launcher totally rips but Ak-77 beats the shiz yo' man whoever didn't play COD has no life and I'm totally killing it yo' gotta bomb these 3 bro's oh hell no damn he shot me with his turret I'm gonna play for 16 hours until I get my damn XOX 77-missle dude stop shooting me."

by Stephan J. August 19, 2014