Stephan Hyphinator's definitions

Cootax

1. The money a pimp/hussla/playa earns from puttin' his hoes out.

2. Taxing a cooter.

1. Sandy made scrilla cootax last night

2. Having sex with Laqueesha I earned hella cootax, her pink got worked.

by Stephan Hyphinator May 30, 2006

coota blood

Vagina blood coming from a woman for any number of reasons

Bitches leak coota blood at times.

by Stephan Hyphinator May 30, 2006

cootarded

1. A dumb blonde who is female; relating a woman (coota) and retardation (blonde)

2. One having no idea what to do whatsoever with vagina(s)

1. That beez is cootarded, she can't even count to 9

2. The 40 year old virgin is cootarded

by Stephan Hyphinator May 30, 2006