Stan B.'s definitions

horizontal bone dance

Cute, descriptive name for engaging in sexual intercourse.

I picked up this chick at a bar, and we went back to my place and did the horizontal bone dance.

by Stan B. August 31, 2003

mississippi mudfinger

Same as wet waldo. Sticking your hand down the back of someone's pants and violating their anal orifice with your finger.

The lights went out in the elevator, so I grabbed the girl next to me and slipped her the Mississippi Mudfinger.

by Stan B. August 31, 2003

chocolate thunder

Same as brown shower. Defecating on a sex partner.

He gave his boyfriend a chocolate thunder.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

contact moon

Exposing one's backside and pressing it firmly against another person.

I gave that old lady in the mall a contact moon.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

bulldog

Mooning someone while pushing your genitalia backwards toward your butt crack. Similar to a fruit salad

As the nuns drove by in the car, I gave them a bulldog.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

tuna taco

Another name for the female genitalia.

I think I'll go get me some tuna taco tonight.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

dime

Also a verb used to describe when a woman exposes her bare breasts in public.

I watched the college girls dime the camera on Girls Gone Wild.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003