Splocious's definitions

Kilbride

Term used for a danger wank in the Kilmore area

I'm away for a Kilbride mate. I suggest you avoid the phone box for the next hour or so or you might get a swatch of Kilmore's number one disco tadger.

by Splocious March 29, 2022

sheik ma boaby

A direct contender to Big Eck as one of Govan Baws alter egos.

A no nonsense Arab renowned for getting 'Das Thunder Caber' out to bring the misbehaving young team into line.

Theres Govan Baws gone into full Sheik ma Boaby mode again. Did you see him skelp that wee fandan with Das Thunder Caber. Wee cu t didn't know what hit him. He's just lucky it wasn't Big Eck.

by Splocious August 5, 2023

Shants

Thunderwear, progressive disco banger holders, a place yer tadger can take stock without fear of scorn.

He's a different person with those shants on. Stoating about with reckless abandon and chapping folk with little more than a smudge.

by Splocious December 2, 2021