Splendid Curse's definitions

Cockipolt

The art of laying on your back while placing a gummy bear on the head of your erect penis and pulling the head down to the perfect launch point. Release and let the gummy bear fly into you or a friend’s mouth.

My girlfriend slipped me an extra strength Cialis so her and her friends could play a few rounds of Cockipolt!

by Splendid Curse October 5, 2025

Gunky Pudd’n Spoon

Spooning with your partner after a heated argument and letting your sweet heat teach them a lesson with a nice shart as they gingerly dose off.

Fucking Greg came home drunk last night and spooned up next to me in bed. I gave him the Gunky Pudd’n Spoon the moment his dong tried to weasel between my cheeks.

by Splendid Curse December 20, 2025

Boston Cream Sleeve

Utilizing your friend’s hoodie sleeve as a cum catcher.

Josh only needs 42 seconds to leave you a Boston Cream Sleeve if he sees a hoodie unattended.

by Splendid Curse January 18, 2026