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MP5

A sub-machine gun manufactured by HK, a German firearms manufacturer. This weapon is feared by terrorists world-wide, and for good reasons. The MP5SD has an integrated silencer, capable of quietly dispatching enemies, quickly and efficiently. It uses 9mm Parabellum ammunition, and holds a 30 round standard magazine. It is used by counter-terrorists and special forces world wide, as it is an extrememly effective weapon.

The precursr to the MP10 and MP7 SMGs.
Various variations of the MP5:
MP5K
MP5SD
by Spatter Artist April 9, 2006
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Evanescence

1. To disappear, like vapor.
2. A great band formed in Little Rock, Arkansas. Founders are Amy Lee (singer, piano) and Ben Moody (ex-guitar). Other band members are Rocky Gray (drums), William Boyd (bass), John LeCompt and Terry Balsamo (guitars). As of now, the primary songwriter is Amy Lee. They are simply a rock group, usually falsely mis-labeled as christian rock. This happened because a cover of Tourniquet (song originally done by Rocky's old band) appeared on Fallen. The words "God" and "Christ" are mentioned a few times, but that'a all they're mentioned in the entire album. The album was first put in Christian stores, then taken out soon after. Their best selling album, Fallen, has gone 6X Platinum.

Recently, their live album, Anywhere But Home, caused Wal-Mart to be sued becauseit was being sold in Maryland without a Parental Advisory sticker attached to it. On track five of the album, a cover of the song Thoughtless, originally by Korn, Amy Lee swears 3 times during the course of the song, sticking with the original lyrics. Apparently, swearing in one song on an album warrants a Parental Advisory, and Marlyand Wal-Marts cannot, by law, sell albums containing this.
Evanescence facts:

Rock, not Christian rock
Not a Lacuna Coil rip-off
Greatest band ever
by Spatter Artist November 6, 2006
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Stop Sucking

A command, directed to those who suck, to cease their distateful actions.
Any Gangsta Rapper: bitches niggas and hoes, bitches niggas and hoes, i pop da popo cause im a pimp, fuk da po-lice
Me: Stop sucking.
Any Gangsta rapper: fuck you nigga, ima get ma cousing afta you, he gona poppa cap in yo'...
Me: shoots rapper in head with Five-seveN.
by Spatter Artist July 16, 2008
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yo yo yo

A string of noises emitted by retards when attempting to say "Hello".
A Homie: Yo yo yo, whaddup ma nigga.
Me: Shut the fuck up before I shoot you in the head (again).
by Spatter Artist April 9, 2006
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Shotty

What illiterate rap fans call a Shotgun.

Also used by almost everyone in multiplayer FPSs.
1: yo dawg, ima blow you away wit ma shotty
2: It's a shotgun you retard *Put's 12 gauge shell in 1's face*
by Spatter Artist April 9, 2006
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9

Different than a 9mm in a few ways.

-9s are fired sideways, rarely hitting anything. Used by street gangs.
-9mms are fired properly and hit where they are fired most of the time. Used by human beings.
1: suk ma 9 bitch
*emptys 16 round mag, hits nothing*
2: Dumbass
*fires one shot into 1s head*
by Spatter Artist April 9, 2006
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Packing

1: Concealing a firearm
2: Concealing a Pakistani refugee
"Paking heat"
Packing a Paki
by Spatter Artist April 9, 2006
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