Solid Mantis's definitions

Party snake

The person at a party nobody can trust, the two faced attendee. A party animal is warm and lively where a party snake is cold blooded and calculating. A narc is a party snake.

Nobody at the party knew there was such a thing as a party snake. Casper would show up at a party where drunk female party animals would be passing out for the night and wait until they were unconscious to start undressing and f#$king them. He would then tell his mother they tried to get him hooked on heroin and become an informant to the police. Casper was a party snake.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

Wuban

A white kid that acts like a Cuban. The white kids who consider themselves Tony Montana from Scarface.

Dan is a Wuban. He's not Cuban and doesn't speak a lick of Spanish, but considers himself the biggest cocaine dealer in south florida.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

Walien

1) a white kid that thinks he's an extraterrestrial.
2)a white kid that acts like an undocumented illegal citizen, may be seen on TV complaining about treatment and how America doesn't cater to a two language system

1)Tim is a walien, hes still waiting on the mother ship to return.
2)Jim is a walien, he was on the news complaining about Elias Gonzalez so they deported him even though he was born here.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

5'2

One of the four worst heights to be for a man. The other three are 4'11, 5'0, and 5'1. Anything under 4'10 is interesting because the man is a certified midget, without question. Anywhere from 4'11 to 5'2 and he doesn't quite fit either midget or grown up size very well, and people around don't quite know how to classify him even though there's no way to try without seeming like a height bigot or short manophobe. A man this size is the size of a petite female, and is usually the next most badass, toughest group at the bar, after midget men.

Dave noticed that even though Paul was only 5'2, he felt small in comparison standing next to him, somehow dave felt compelled to prove that he was a man, not a mouse even though Dave was 6 foot.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

5 foot nothing

Rudy's size in the movie Rudy.

Rudy calm down, you're 5 foot nothing a hundred and twenty pounds! I know that coach, but I can do this, just give me a chance!

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

Wacist

The proper Canadian pronunciation of the American English word racist. Used by news anchors and radio personalities in Canada.

Youw a wacist ma'am, you said that then I know youw a waist.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

Cracker

What a hippie uses to get hippie crack(nitrous oxide).

That cracker uses a cracker to take his nitrous to the dome.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016