Snowboy Jr.'s definitions

Slapgate

The moment when Christopher Julius Rock was slapped across the facial area by Willard Carroll Smith Jr.

I didn't know Willard Carroll Smith Jr. was such a hardass before Slapgate.

by Snowboy Jr. April 4, 2023

Coward girl

A female that wants to fight people that don't want to engage in a fight.

You could tell from the YouTube video that the girl pretending to deliver pizzas was warming up to roundhouse kick that unsuspecting dude in the solar plexus when he answered the door. He wasn't even trying to fight her, he had his hands in his pockets. If the wrong girl saw that video and seen the coward girl in the street, it would be over.

by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022

Big

Vampires think of big different than most folks.

Blade-Is that my weapon? It looks heavy.

Kris Kristofferson- Well you're so big...

Blade- I'm 5'2". Is that really big?

Kris Kristofferson- Well because you're so ripped you are big, you're huge. You're the giant and I'm sitting on your shoulder trying to see what's ahead. I wouldn't want to be the one to piss you off.

by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022

Offensive coordinator

Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.

Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.

by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022

Mary J Blige

There's something about her isn't there.

Vanilla Ice- I just got jumped by a van full of Crips to get to Mary J Blige. They fucked my ass up.

Pat Healy- You should see Norm the pizza boy. He had somebody break his back to get to her. He hasn't been walking right in a long time now.

by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022

Tom Brady

As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.

Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.

by Snowboy Jr. December 19, 2022

Waver

A female version of what a male bitch is.

Guy- What the fuck is this waver waving you down for? You're a real one, not a bitch. She is trying to turn you into one of them, those bitch dudes you see waving at people all the time.

by Snowboy Jr. December 20, 2022