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The act of Sounding (putting a metal rod down your urethra). Except, your orgasm is too much, or too strong. So you moan so loud you set off the Richter scale.
Person 1: I'm inserting the metal rod
Person 2: Okay baby, but be quiet. I don't want the neighbors to hear like last time.
Person 1: "Inserts metal rod"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Person 2: Oh fuck, your so loud. Stop sounding the alarm!
Person 2: Okay baby, but be quiet. I don't want the neighbors to hear like last time.
Person 1: "Inserts metal rod"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Person 2: Oh fuck, your so loud. Stop sounding the alarm!
by Slapshott January 24, 2026
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Person 1: OMG, did you hear how at the party, we did the Bumhole Finger Special
Person 2: Aww, thats so lucky. I want to do that so bad. How many of you were there.
Person 1: There was about 15 of us, butt naked on Jenny's living room floor.
Person 2: Aww lucky. So who'd you finger, and who sucked your finger.
Person 1: I made Will taste Jason's ass.
Person 2: Aww, thats so lucky. I want to do that so bad. How many of you were there.
Person 1: There was about 15 of us, butt naked on Jenny's living room floor.
Person 2: Aww lucky. So who'd you finger, and who sucked your finger.
Person 1: I made Will taste Jason's ass.
by Slapshott January 24, 2026
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