Sinful Divinity's definitions

VelociRapture

(veh-loss-ih-RAP-chur)

The speed at which the Apocalypse accelerates;

History repeating itself to the time when the Dinosaurs were annihilated and Earth reconstructed itself;

Jesus Christ comes back as a Velociraptor and devours all of mankind;

29But immediately after the tribulation of those days the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: 30and then shall appear the sign of the VelociRapture in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Velociraptor riding on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. 31And he shall send forth his Microraptors with a great sound of a battle cry, and they shall gather together his elect from the gates of Jurassic Heaven, from one end of Earth to the other.

by Sinful Divinity April 4, 2011

Afghanispanic

Anyone that shares a race of both Hispanic and Afghan origin.

That damn afghanispanic bitch messed up my order again!!

by Sinful Divinity May 20, 2011

Fo Shozzle

A synonym for Fo Shizzle; For sure; Slang for agreeing with something or someone

FO SHOZZLE!

by Sinful Divinity May 20, 2011

Pash

Abbreviation for Passion; When you hate something with a Passion

Oh god, I hate that with a pash!

by Sinful Divinity May 20, 2011

Step Cunt

1. Your Dad's wife and a person so vile as to be without any redeeming feature that you couldn't possibly call her a "mom".

2. A step mother who has ulterior motives; see gold digger.

Person A: "So I hear that your Step Mom took over your father's Will when he died."
Person B: "Step Cunt... Don't ever call her a Mom."

by Sinful Divinity February 28, 2016

Plump Tulip

When a woman's vagina is swollen from not using enough lube during rough sex; Tulip is an English Oronym for "two lip" or female genitalia in this case.

"Man look at my vagina! You gave me a Plump Tulip! Next time we need to use more lube!"

by Sinful Divinity February 29, 2016

Line Dancing

When your about to sniff a line of drugs and your pacing back and forth because you know that once you do it, it's going to burn like hell.

Guy 1: "Dude, quit being a pussy and stop line dancing and just DO IT!"

Guy 2: "Fuck that dude, I know it's going to burn so bad that half my face will hurt!"

by Sinful Divinity September 26, 2012