Simon Puxty's definitions

matchplay

to describe anal sex as opposed to "clubplay" thought to originate from snooker table pocket tightness

Man "Are we playing on the matchtable or the club table tonight love"

by Simon Puxty March 31, 2005

clubplay

vaginal as opposed to anal intercourse (see matchplay). Thought to originate from the tightness of snooker table pockets.

Man: "Are we on the club table or the match table tonight, love?"

by Simon Puxty March 31, 2005